Do Not Die Stupid!
A little seasonal warning rant. YOUR KIDS ARE GOING TO DIE!!! A Cautionary Rant From Bob C This is the…
Pansy Division In Topeka
Pansy Division In Topeka I did a Pansy Division show in Topeka Kansas once. (Actually, I did the first two PD…
Politics Verses The Music Scene.
Politics Verses The Music Scene. POLITICS VERSES THE MUSIC SCENE. BY BOB FUCKING CUTLER. Kevin Bacon was a messiah. In the ’80’s flick…
The Dreaded Parkeeerbaheeren.
The first time I went to tour Europe with DOA was quite the experience. I had never been anywhere…
THE HUMAN WORM BABY DEPARTMENT
THE HUMAN WORM BABY DEPARTMENT Another story I scraped out of my old fanzine Sour Notes via WaybackMachine. Its a…
The Rednecks Gay Rage Rampage
Digging wayback into the Wayback Machines to my old ancient website from the 90s. This is a TRUE story that…
Pentagon Releases Drone Footage Of UFO Over Middle East — One Of A Remarkable 650 Active Cases
Pentagon Releases Drone Footage Of UFO Over Middle East — One Of A Remarkable 650 Active Cases Story by David…
Meet America’s Most Inbred Family Who Bark At People And Only Communicate Through Grunts While Living In Squalor
Sounds Like North Topeka To Me. Story by Richard Burkard It’s an old joke about husbands, and men in general,…
‘Coherent’ radio signal detected from alien planet, prompting hope in search for life
‘Coherent’ radio signal detected from alien planet, prompting hope in search for life Story by Andrew Griffin • Yesterday 10:19 AM Breaking…
Researchers And Military Set To Prove Alien Mothership Is Out There Sending Probes
Researchers And Military Set To Prove Alien Mothership Is Out There Sending Probes Story by Sean Thiessen The truth is…