MAGA White Trash Losers

Dunning-Kruger in full effect. 

I absolutely LOATH stupid people. And I do not mean developmentally disabled people, or people with some innate condition that has robbed them of intellectual or cognitive acuity. I’m talking about pig-ignorant, willfully obtuse, un-informed and ill-informed and not wanting to learn anything different, trailer trash. Garbage people who’s parents huffed gasoline and ate paint chips because they wanted to prove their belief that it was not harmful, and those are the values that they and their brother/husbands instilled into their little inbred NASCAR/MAGA moronic children. You know I’m talking about those special little WalMart shoppers who put on their best pajamas to take the family out for a good beating in the Housewares department.

These morons just stand there yammering at me as I type, not noticing that I stopped responding or trying to have a (unwanted) conversation with them ten minutes ago. Why do they do it? Because this is their “victory lap” because they think they “won” the conversation. In their gas-huffing petrified brain, they honestly believe that their opinions are every bit as good and valid as facts. They do not understand the difference, and they do not want to know; they are smart enough as it is. 
They think that they “win” a conversation by how many times they can interrupt you, and filibuster you with a non-stop stream of bullshit of the overly simplified FOX News version of whatever it was they are bloviating about. They believe that cutting you off mid sentence to repeat whatever line of garbage they had just spewed means that they are somehow “smarter” than you. Their attitude and tone of voice is one of pure arrogance and prideful self esteem. The same kind of pride that they show about their FORD truck. They honestly believe that if they can take a giant shit of verbal diarrhea all over you, then they “Win”.

Ok ok ok…yes, you win hillbilly. You witless hayseed country bumkin come-to-town jackass. I’m basically a polite guy with a sense of social decorum. I smile and nod as you blather on about how right you are about…whatever. Yeah you sure told them, and you sure told me, and you are some sort of hero for how RIGHT you are about…..whatever, I stopped listening or caring about what you had to say 25 minutes ago, yet you are still standing her running your fucking toofless meth-mouth at me even as I type this.

I can be a bit clueless at times, and sometimes I have trouble picking up on social cues, or body language or un-spoken (and sometimes spoken)  messaging. But when I am really in over my head in a social situation with people much smarter or more informed than me, I can usually figure out fairly quickly that if I just shut up, keep my mouth shut, and just smile and nod, and I might not only learn something, but I probably wont let everyone in the room in on the fact that I’m a mental midget among giants. 

Funny how people just dont doubt your intelligence if you keep your mouth shut. But the more you run your mouth, especially with the absolute certainty that every drooling slobbering dipshit confederate flag waving  spittle-froth of words is the most brilliant and un-assailable logical evangelizing ever known to Man, the more reason you give people to seriously question if you shouldnt be in an institution.

Yes hillbilly, you are an obnoxious boore, and even if I said that to your face you wouldn’t understand what it meant. I am not nearly as impressed with you as you are with yourself.
And there is nothing the least bit impressive about your constant interruptions and talking-over of everyone you speak to. 
Im not saying that I am the smartest most intelligent person on the planet, I am saying that you are an exhausting waste of everyone’s time and energy to listen to, I can feel my brain dying as I listen to you. So I obviously stopped listening, and yet you slobber every onward roiling in your inbred ignorance. I’m not the least bit impressed hillbilly. Please shut up and go away.

By Chrome Tuna

I'm Chrometuna, my name causes fear panic and extreme xenophobia among morons, especially morons at The Topeka Capital Journal newspaper or anything Sherman Smith is involved with. I don;t know whay, I never did a goddamned thing but tell the truth...then again, the truth is what pisses people off the most.

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