Topeka: Where dreams go to die.

Dont hold your breath in Topeka

We’re cooking up meth in topeka

Youll catch your death in Topeka

Youre outta your depth in Topeka

Have a bad day in Topeka

Dont be caught Gay in Topeka

Get out of my way in Topeka

Boy what did you say in Topeka

Cant make a payment topeka

passed out on the pavement topeka

Discharged inpatient topeka

know your assailent in Topeka

On the police blotter in Topeka

Lock up your daughter in Topeka

Gonna move? You oughtta in Topeka

Like bovines to slaughter topeka

All monster trucks in Topeka

Dont give two fucks in Topeka

Shit outta luck in Topeka

Life really sucks in Topeka

Laundramat King of Topeka

All static kling in Topeka

let freedom ring in Topeka

Live on a shoestring in topeka

In a double wide in topeka

commit suicide in topeka

eat shit and die in topeka

take thalidomide in topeka

Aint got no cash in topeka

All dine and dash in topeka

Digging through trash in topeka

Got diaper rash in topeka

Too drunk to fuck in topeka

Heres comes police truck in topeka

and bullets to duck in topeka

We sure are stuck in topeka

Out on the town in topeka

Homie the clown in topeka

We all fall down in Topeka

Where hope comes to drown in topeka

Swallow your pride in Topeka

dreams come to die in Topeka

dont get too high in Topeka

Say goodbye in Topeka

By Chrome Tuna

I'm Chrometuna, my name causes fear panic and extreme xenophobia among morons, especially morons at The Topeka Capital Journal newspaper or anything Sherman Smith is involved with. I don;t know whay, I never did a goddamned thing but tell the truth...then again, the truth is what pisses people off the most.