Trump Cognitive Test Game Simulator
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. Tuna.
Welcome to Person. Woman. Man. Camera. Tuna. — a Trump Cognitive Test Simulator inspired by Donald Trump’s repeated public bragging about “acing” the Montreal Cognitive Assessment, better known as the MoCA.
For the record: the MoCA is not an IQ test. It is a basic cognitive screening tool used to evaluate memory, attention, delayed recall, and possible neurological impairment. Anyone with an IQ above covfefe already knows that.
Ironically, this ChromeTuna cognitive assessment may require slightly more memory retention, sequencing ability, and executive function than the real thing… though admittedly not by much.
Inside this classified neuro-cognitive evaluation system you will encounter:
- Memory retention trials
- Executive function sequencing
- Basic animal naming exercises
- Advanced primate identification
- Temporal reasoning anomalies
- Experimental neuroplasticity procedures
How the Trump Cognitive Test Simulator Works
Participants are guided through a series of increasingly questionable cognitive exercises involving memory recall, sequencing tasks, delayed recognition, animal identification, and neurological stability assessment procedures.
Somewhere beneath the glowing terminals and unstable government laboratory equipment is a tiny amount of legitimate neuroscience involving memory exercises, delayed recall, and cognitive flexibility.
If you survive the simulation, scroll to the bottom of the page to discover ways you can support further research and development inside the ever-expanding ChromeTunaVerse.
Because honestly, building mutant neuroplasticity simulators is currently the only thing preventing ChromeTuna from running for public office himself.
Trump Cognitive Test Game Sim
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Media Meltdown Over Trump “Acing” The MoCA Test
For years, journalists, neurologists, comedians, and exhausted medical professionals have repeatedly explained that the Montreal Cognitive Assessment (MoCA) is not an IQ test. Naturally, the internet responded accordingly.
